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– Понимаешь, если один ключ открывает много замков – это отличный ключ! А если к одному замку подходят все ключи, то это определенно паршивый замок!
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Moscow Scoops Top City Prize in World Travel Awards

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“The best city in the world,” says Mayor Sergei Sobyanin.
Forget London and Paris.
Moscow has been named the world’s leading city destination in 2019 by tourism industry standard the World Travel Awards.
The Russian capital saw off tough competition from a list including New York, Rio de Janeiro and Sydney, as well as the British and French capitals.   


Russia to Upgrade Homegrown Encyclopedia to Replace ‘Unreliable’ Wikipedia

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Russia is to set up a new online site for its national encyclopedia after President Vladimir Putin said Wikipedia was unreliable and should be replaced.
The move will ensure people can find “reliable information that is constantly updated on the basis of scientifically verified sources of knowledge,” a government resolution said.
Putin last month proposed replacing the crowd-sourced online encyclopedia Wikipedia with an electronic version of the Great Russian Encyclopaedia — the successor to the Soviet Union’s main encyclopedia.
“This, at any rate, would be reliable information offered in a modern form,” Putin said then.


Putin’s 2020 Calendar Shows a Less Shirtless Side of Russia’s President

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Out with the bare chest, in with the statesmanship.
The 2020 Vladimir Putin calendar has dispensed with the Russian president’s rugged machismo in favor of a more serious, stately image.
At least six Kremlin-approved 2020 Putin wall calendars and at least one desktop version are on sale, The Washington Post reports.
They feature a fully clothed Putin entertaining foreign leaders, cuddling animals and lighting a candle in church.


Russia Bans Sale of Smartphones Without Russian Apps

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Apple and other producers will have to pre-install Russian-made applications onto smartphones for the Russian market.
Russia will force tech companies to pre-install Russian-made government-approved applications and software onto new smartphones from next year.
The measures — dubbed the “law against Apple” due to the U.S. iPhone maker’s refusal to sell products loaded with third-party apps — sailed through the Russian parliament and was rubber-stamped by President Vladimir Putin Monday. It will come into force next July.


Russian Beauty Queen Fears for Son’s Safety After Divorcing Malaysian King

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A Russian beauty queen’s fairytale ending has hit a dark turn following her divorce from a former Malaysian king.
Oksana Voyevodina, who was named Miss Moscow 2015, has filed a police report over threats against her infant son, Interfax reported Monday.
Voyevodina, 26, divorced Sultan Muhammad V, 50, this summer, a year after tying the knot in Malaysia and Russia. Tabloids wrote at the time that Muhammad, who gave up his throne two months after their wedding, claimed he was not the biological father of their newborn son.


Moscow Has Second Worst Road Rage in World

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Only Mongolia’s capital Ulaanbaatar scores higher than Moscow for driver anger.
Moscow drivers have the second-highest level of road rage in the world, a new survey has found.
Only Mongolian capital Ulaanbaatar scored higher for road rage on the Mister Auto index, which measures the best and worst places in the world to drive.
The survey ranked 100 international cities using 15 criteria covering infrastructure, safety and driving costs on a scale of one to 100.


Russian Activists Detained Over Giant Blow-Up Whale Protest Near Kremlin

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Russian police detained two activists on Monday after they floated a giant inflatable killer whale on the Moscow River outside the Kremlin to call on authorities to protect the creatures, protesters said.
Environmental campaign group Greenpeace said it had staged the stunt to urge authorities to ban the capture of whales for educational or cultural purposes after dozens of beluga and killer whales were caught last year to be sold to marine parks or aquariums in China.
The captured whales became a cause celebre when they were kept in cramped enclosures in Russia’s Far East that were likened by activists to a whale prison. The whales were released back into the wild earlier this year after the outcry.
On Monday, activists rowed into the river with a blow-up whale bearing the slogan: “Thanks for letting us go, don’t catch us anymore.”


Russian Companies Launch Tours to War-Torn Syria

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Russian tour operators have begun selling organized tours into war-ravaged Syria despite government warnings for citizens to avoid the country, the Kommersant business daily reported Tuesday.
Syria has been wracked by eight years of conflict after anti-government protests in 2011 devolved into civil war. Russia launched a military campaign in 2015 to support its ally Damascus against both Syrian rebels and Islamic State militants.
At least two Russian operators are selling organized tours to seven Syrian cities that start from the Lebanese capital of Beirut, Kommersant reported. One of the operators said it has sent 50 Russian tourists to Syria so far this year, while another only remarked that demand was low.

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