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На юге. Пышнотелая блондинка строит всем глазки, хихикает, громко разговаривает. Усевшись на волнорез, изображает, что не может сойти в воду без посторонней помощи. Протягивает руку к проплывающему мимо мужчине:
– Мужчина, помогите даме!
В ответ слышит:
– Я уже не мужчина — я сегодня уезжаю!
* * *
В парижском кафе посетитель одну за другой опрокидывает рюмки с водкой. Его сосед замечает:
– А вы знаете, что каждый третий француз страдает заболеванием печени из-за злоупотребления алкоголем?
– Меня это не касается, я — русский…
* * *
Инструктор спрашивает начинающего туриста, какой наилучший способ по определению своего местонахождения он знает.
– Спросить местного жителя.


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Average Monthly Pension in Russia Is $210, State Fund Tells Media

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The average monthly pension in Russia is 14,144 rubles ($213), the state-run Rossiyskaya Gazeta reported Monday, citing statistics from the country’s pension fund.
In October, President Vladimir Putin signed into law a controversial bill to raise the retirement age that sparked nationwide protests and a drop in approval for the ruling United Russia party. Under the new law, the pension age for men and women will rise by five years, to 65 and 60 years respectively.

 

Russian Chefs Offer Soup to Warm Homeless on Cold St. Petersburg Nights

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Most weeks, Roman Redman does a few extra hours in the kitchens of his ribs and burger joint in St.  Petersburg to cook for a less hipster clientele: the city’s poor and homeless.
The traditional meat and cabbage soup is ladled into big flasks and driven by volunteers to places around the city where people live rough or subsist on small state pensions.
It’s then distributed free to enable people to eat and stock up on supplies and it’s particularly welcome in winter when city temperatures can drop to -20 Celsius (-4 Fahrenheit).

 

Russian Priest Apologizes for Gucci Photos, Says He Was Fighting for Freedom

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A Russian Orthodox priest who was condemned by the church this week for professing his love of luxury clothing brands on Instagram has issued an apology, explaining his past social media activity as a “fight for freedom.”
A church spokesman said Sunday that Vyacheslav Baskakov, the priest in the Tver region who featured in a series of photographs with Gucci and Louis Vuitton accessories, would be investigated by a church disciplinary committee that would attempt to “return him to his senses.” The Instagram account that published the pictures has since been deleted.

 

Russian Official Threatens to Block Google Over Violations

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Russia’s state communications regulator Roskomnadzor has threatened to block Google if it does not filter its search results based on Russian law, a day after announcing that it had fined the search engine for non-compliance.
Over the past five years, Russia has introduced tougher internet laws that require search engines to delete certain search results based on rulings from Roskomnadzor. On Tuesday, the head of the regulator, Alexander Zharov, said that Google had been fined 500,000 rubles ($7,530) for failing to filter search hits based on a government registry of banned websites.

 

Russians Donate $5-7 Billion to Charities Per Year, Report Says

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Russians donate an estimated 340–460 billion rubles ($5.1–$6.9 billion) per year to charities, according to a new study cited by the RBC news website on Thursday.
The study, conducted by Skolkovo Business School together with UBS bank, estimates that wealthy individuals contributed between 40 billion to 80 billion rubles on philanthropy per year, while large Russian oil and gas companies donated around 100 billion rubles.
An estimated third of the money given to charities comes in the form of smaller donations from citizens, accounting for 140–160 billion rubles, RBC cited the study as saying.

 

Russia Announces Plans to Establish Moon Colony by 2040

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Russia plans to establish a moon colony by 2040, the federal space agency announced on Wednesday after discussions on the country’s long-term space program.
A previous program drafted by the federal space agency Roscosmos in 2014 envisioned a three-stage plan to send humans to the lunar surface to set up infrastructure for a colony. Hundreds of aspiring cosmonauts had submitted applications willing to become the first Russians to land on the moon.

 

‘Critical Defect’ Found in Russia’s Mega Cosmodrome

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At least one “critical defect” has been discovered at the multibillion-ruble Vostochny Cosmodrome in Far East Russia that operators claim was fixed last month.
Scandals have rocked Russia’s space industry in recent months, including mass embezzlement charges, the discovery of a small hole in a spacecraft attached to the International Space Station (ISS) and a rocket failure that aborted a manned mission to the ISS in October.

 

Moscow Opens First-Ever Cable Car Line at Luzhniki

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Moscow has opened a cable car line with bird’s-eye views of the city’s beautiful Vorobyovy Gory district on Tuesday.
Moscow City Hall announced last year it was launching river shuttles ahead of the 2018 World Cup as part of its program to expand tourism infrastructure. The Russian capital was named the second-worst city for traffic jams in the world by the INRIX analytics company earlier this year.

 
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