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Интересно слышать, что в ТАКУЮ погоду совершенно не хочется работать. Мое желание не работать не зависит от погодных условий.
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Когда вы решили кого-то осчастливить, задумайтесь – оно ему надо?
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Встречаются как-то два папоротника в непригодных для размножения условиях, и один говорит другому: «Да, тут не поспоришь!»
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Мой уровень английского: умею уходить, не попрощавшись.
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– Я нисколько не злопамятный, просто вспомнил, как ты однажды вечером в песочнице сломал мою детскую лопаточку. Поэтому я не могу принять тебя на работу.
– Но мои родители на другой же день утром купили тебе новую, еще лучше и дороже.
– Да, но я перед этим целую ночь был без лопаточки.

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Russian Women Should Avoid Sex with Foreign World Cup Fans, Lawmaker Says

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A senior lawmaker has implored Russian women to avoid entering into intimate relationships with foreign World Cup fans, especially those of a different race, at the risk of raising children as single mothers. More than half a million fans from across the world are expected in 11 Russian cities that will host the football championship between June 14 and July 15. Bearing the children of non-Russians could lead to broken families, Tamara Pletnyova, the head of the State Duma’s Family, Women and Children Committee, warned in an interview Wednesday.

 

Russian Police Ordered to Report ‘Good News Only’ During World Cup

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Russian police have been instructed not to publish their usual crime reports and instead share exclusively positive news during the month of the World Cup. Reports of robbed and scammed tourists have multiplied in the run-up to the tournament as up to a million football fans plan to descend on the 11 Russian host cities. Regional outlets began reporting this week that local Interior Ministry press offices have been instructed to self-censor any news that could spark concern about crime rates.

“Suspend the publication in the media of the results of investigations and preventive measures between June 5 and July 25, 2018,” the Mediazona news website quoted a previously published regional Interior Ministry directive on Wednesday. No regional Interior Ministry website has published its daily crime reports since June 6, the news outlet found in its examination of local websites. There were 1,500 search results for the terms “detain,” “solve,” “wanted” or “Criminal Code” the week before; and 20 times fewer results between June 7 and June 13. Police spokespeople in the Belgorod, Krasnodar and Tver regions confirmed the ‘no bad news’ trend to Mediazona, but did not directly attribute it to the June 14 to July 15 World Cup.

“We’re not breaking our heads about it. We write about things that could spark interest, things that are cheerful. We’re not making things up,” Belgorod region spokesman Alexei Goncharuk was quoted as saying. In addition to the nationwide ban on negative news, Russian transportation workers are being taught to smile at foreign fans who may be less accustomed to the notoriously stone-faced demeanor many Russians consider typical.

 

Russia to Develop New Electronic Warfare Systems After Analyzing U.S. Missiles Recovered in Syria

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A Russian arms company has announced plans to develop new electronic warfare systems in three years after analyzing U.S. Tomahawk missiles recovered following a recent coalition strike in Syria. The United States, Britain and France launched 105 missiles on Syrian government forces last month in retaliation for a suspected chemical attack on a rebel-held area near the capital. The Russian military had warned prior to the airstrikes that it would target the missiles and the locations from which they are fired.

 

Former Fencer Elected Russia’s New Olympic Chief

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Former fencer Stanislav Pozdnyakov was elected president of the Russian Olympic Committee on Tuesday as the country works to regain the trust of international sports bodies after a string of doping scandals. Pozdnyakov, who had served as the committee’s first vice-president since 2016, led the Russian delegation at this year’s Pyeongchang winter Olympics.

 

Russian Senators Call on Facebook’s Zuckerberg to Testify on Privacy

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Russian senators have called on Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg to provide expert testimony on privacy, weeks after the tech giant founder spoke to U.S. and European lawmakers on regulating social networks. The world’s largest social media network has come under fire for a breach that allowed the Cambridge Analytica political consultancy company to exploit 87 million U.S. and European users’ data without their permission. Russia’s media regulator Roskomnadzor has had Facebook in its crosshairs since last year for failing to comply with a 2015 law requiring tech firms to store Russian citizens’ personal data on local servers.

 

150th Truck Gets Stuck Under St. Petersburg’s «Bridge of Stupidity»

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Sometimes, believing in yourself is just not enough. This Sunday, yet another truck driver ignored all the warning signs to become the 150th brave soul to get stuck under an infamous low-clearance bridge outside St. Petersburg. The so-called “Bridge of Stupidity,” built on the outskirts of Russia’s second-largest city in 2009, has become an online sensation for the number of accidents its 2-meter height has caused. Fourteen trucks have already gotten stuck underneath the bridge this year, despite a banner overhead warning drivers of low clearance. “What everyone’s been waiting for for so long has finally happened,” the satirical Twitter account devoted to the bridge wrote on Sunday, together with photographs of the Gazel truck wedged under the bridge. Tellingly, the banner above the clearance warns drivers of the Russian-made truck that “Gazels will not pass.” The driver of the commemorative box truck remained upbeat and in a celebratory mood, telling the local news channel Nevskye Novosti that “it can happen to anyone.” A birthday cake was presented to the bridge in honor of the occasion in an online photo on the megapolisonline.ru news portal and a new banner was added to the bridge warning drivers of its now-150 victims. «Already 150 Trucks!»

 

Russian Art Vandal Arrested, Denies Drinking Vodka

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A Moscow court has ordered the arrest of a man who attacked a famous painting depicting Ivan the Terrible and his dying son at a museum in the Russian capital last week. Ilya Podporin, 37, allegedly snuck past Tretyakov Gallery security guards minutes before closing time on Friday and struck the canvas with a metal pole, causing extensive damage in three places. He confessed to attacking the painting “because it distorts historical facts” and faces a prison sentence of up to six years. “The court rules to grant the investigation’s motion to place Podporin in pre-trial detention until July 26,” the state-run TASS news agency quoted the judge as saying. Podporin confessed to damaging the painting and took back his initial testimony where he said he attacked the masterpiece under the influence of alcohol, Interfax reported. “I didn’t drink and I don’t drink vodka at all. The video that was disseminated was made after I was pressured,” he was quoted as saying at the hearing. The painting, by the classic Russian painter Ilya Repin, depicts Ivan the Terrible cradling his son, who he had just mortally wounded. It has repeatedly raised the ire of Russian conservatives, who accuse it of distorting history.

 

Will Smith and Nicky Jam to Sing Official 2018 World Cup Song

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Popular actor Will Smith and singer Nicky Jam will record the official song of the 2018 FIFA World Cup, U.S. media outlets reported this week. Every World Cup features an official anthem that is performed at official ceremonies of the tournament. Past anthems include Shakira’s «Waka Waka», Il Divo’s «The Time of Our Lives,» and Pitbull’s «We Are One (Ole Ola).» «Nicky Jam and Will Smith are producing the new copa de football, they’re doing it together,» reggaeton producer DJ Nelson told the Vibe entertainment news outlet. «They’re making this big song and it’s just so crazy.» The official song is expected to be unveiled this Friday, three weeks before the start of the tournament, and is also expected to feature Albanian singer Era Istrefi. Earlier this week, Will Smith posted a photo on his Instagram account with himself and Nicky Jam holding the official World Cup 2018 ball. The sign under read «Nicky Jam - Diplo - Estrefie - Will Smith. One life to live. Live it up.»

 
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