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Удар, плавают обломки самолёта и два одессита.
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Moscow to Introduce River Taxis Ahead of World Cup

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Ten river shuttles will start traveling along the Moscow River ahead of the city’s hosting duties for the 2018 World Cup, Moscow City Hall announced on Thursday.
The initiative is part of City Hall’s program to expand tourism infrastructure in the capital ahead of the international sports tournament which will kick off in June next year. Moscow is also expanding walking routes and bus tours in Moscow.
The new river buses will have a telescopic glass roof, climate control and audio guides in nine languages. Tickets are expected to cost 500 rubles ($8.50).


Russian Internet Advertising Beats TV for First Time

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For the first time, total spending on internet advertising in Russia was more than spending on television advertising.
Online spending from January to September amounted to between 115 and 116 billion rubles ($2 billion), up by 23 percent from the previous year, according to a survey by the Association of Communication Agencies of Russia (ACAR) cited by the Vedomosti business daily on Nov. 9.


Russian Sculptor Wants to Gift Putin-Bear Statue to the President

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A local sculptor wants to gift President Vladimir Putin a statue depicting the president’s head atop the body of a bear with angel wings and holding a fish in its paws.
The forged iron figure — dubbed “Mind, Strength and Soul” and sculpted over several months — is a metaphor for Russia, the sculptor told Astrakhan-based news website KaspyInfo.ru.
Viktor Korpachyov said that the sturgeon in Putin’s hands is a take on Astrakhan’s regional symbol. The eagle that the bear is stepping on symbolizes Russia’s enemies, he added.


NYC Terror Suspect and Russian Metro Bomber Both Lived in Troubled Kyrgyz City

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The perpetrator of the deadliest terrorist attack in New York since the 9/11 attacks in September 2001 came from the same city as the St. Petersburg metro bomber, the online news website Republic.ru reported Wednesday.
Uzbek-born Sayfullo Saipov, 29, is believed to have driven a pickup truck into a Lower Manhattan bike lane on Tuesday, killing eight people, injuring at least 11 more. Uzbekistan has vowed to assist the U.S. in investigating the New York attack. Republic.ru reported on Wednesday that the Saipov had lived in Osh, a city in the neighboring Central Asian country of Kyrgyzstan. He fled ethnic violence in 2010, settling in the U.S. on a green card.


Russian Family Snatches Luxury Tour of World Cup’s Final Matches

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A Russian family has spent an extravagant 1.4 million rubles ($24,000) on a tour of the 2018 FIFA World Cup’s final matches, the Lenta.ru news site reported Tuesday.
The package tour, sold by BSI Group to the family of four, includes accommodation in five-star hotels in St. Petersburg and Moscow. The tour offers airline fare between the two cities and transfers between their hotels and airports.


Student Poses for Selfies in Murder-Suicide at Moscow College

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The bodies of a teacher and student were discovered in a Moscow college on Wednesday, the Interfax news agency reported.
Yuliya Ivanova, a representative of the Investigative Committee in Moscow, said the bodies were found in an office of the Western Complex for Continuing Education, a polytechnic college located in the western administrative district of Moscow.
The tabloid news site Moskovsky Komsomolets identified the two as Sergei Danilov, a teacher at the college and student Andrei Yemelyannikov. Yemelyannikov posted a selfie on the social media site Vkontakte with the body of his teacher before stabbing himself, the tabloid reported.


Residents of Lake Baikal Have Begun Feeding Dead Seals to Their Dogs

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Local residents have begun using the carcasses of more than one hundred dead seals who washed up on the shores of Lake Baikal to feed their dogs.
At least 132 dead seals have been found near the freshwater lake in Russia’s Far East in recent weeks. The earless species native to Lake Baikal with a population of up to 130,000 is commonly referred to as the nerpa in Russian.   


Putin’s Cousin Earned $95,000 Every Day in 2016

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President Vladimir Putin’s cousin, estimated to be worth worth $573 million, reportedly earned nearly $100,000 per day last year.
A recent investigation revealed Mikhail Shelomov to be a part of Putin’s inner circle which has amassed almost $24 billion. Shelomov, 49, is the son of the president’s cousin who earns an official salary of $700 per month at a state oil firm.
The opposition news channel Dozhd TV on Thursday said it used financial statements from three companies where Shelomov owns 99.99 percent of the shares to calculate that the companies earned a net profit of 2.04 billion rubles ($35 million) in 2016.

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