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– Здравствуйте, мосье Петушков! У меня к вам дельце! Для вас есть роскошная невеста, молодая вдова, редкой красоты, очень серьезная. И невинная!
– Как, невинная? Вы же сказали, что она вдова!
– Ой, это было так давно, она уже все забыла!
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Самолёт падает. Штурман – стюардессе: “Успокой пассажиров...”
– Уважаемые пассажиры! У нас экспериментальный полет, сейчас мы нырнем в море, а потом полетим дальше.
Удар, плавают обломки самолёта и два одессита.
– Жора! Я не понял этой хохмы, они что – улетели без нас?

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Miss Hitler Pageant Pulled From Russian Social Media After Complaints

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Russia’s popular Vkontakte social media website has deleted a page promoting an online neo-Nazi Miss Hitler beauty pageant two weeks after it was launched. Vkontakte came under criticism in 2014 for hosting the anti-Semitic contest where users were invited to vote for their favorite female admirers of the Nazi leader.


Russia’s Development Fund to Spend $24Bln on New Highways, Airports — Media

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The Russian government reportedly plans to invest 1.6 trillion rubles ($24 billion) on infrastructure including new airports and highways over the next three years. President Vladimir Putin set ambitious domestic policy goals for his new six-year term following his inauguration in May, with an estimated price tag of 8 trillion rubles ($120 billion).


Russian Orthodox Church Agrees With Pope: ‘Sex Is a Gift From God’

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A Russian Orthodox archbishop in charge of family affairs has sided with Pope Francis in his assessment that sexuality is not a taboo but a gift from God — as long as it is practiced within the family. The pope reportedly told young worshippers in France this week that “passionate” love “leads you to give your life forever.” “Sexuality, sex, is a gift of God. Not taboo,” he was quoted as telling young Catholics from the Grenoble diocese. Archbishop Dmitry Smirnov, who heads a Russian Orthodox patriarchal commission for children’s and mother’s rights, concurred with Pope Francis that “sex is a component of love.” “But only love within marriage,” Smirnov told the Govorit Moskva radio station Wednesday. He echoed the pope’s message that premarital sex “violates God’s plan and is a mortal sin.”


Russia Accuses Google of Meddling in Upcoming Elections

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Russian authorities have accused Google of interference in upcoming regional and municipal elections by allowing opposition leader Alexei Navalny to buy advertising space on YouTube for his videos urging supporters not to vote for officials who are in favor of controversial pension reform. Voters in several regions go to the polls on Sept. 9 to elect governors, deputies and members of local legislative assemblies. Navalny, who is serving a 30 day jail sentence for participating in anti-government protests earlier this year, has called for election day protests against government plans to raise the retirement age.


Russia Suspects Foul Play in Space Station Damage

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Russia’s space agency said on Wednesday it hopes to announce the origin of a small hole found on a Russian module docked at the International Space Station in the coming weeks, including addressing whether the damage was deliberate. Crew members last week found the hole — roughly 2 millimeters in diameter — on the inner wall of Russia’s Soyuz module on the orbital space station after ground operators reported slight dips in pressure levels. The current crew, consisting of three U.S. astronauts, two Russians and one German, were never in any danger, officials said. Russian cosmonauts patched the puncture with tape and sealant hours after its discovery, temporarily stopping an oxygen leak.


Two Russian Athletes Lose World Championship Medals Over Doping

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Russian athletes Tatyana Lebedeva and Maria Abakumova have lost three world championships medals after their results were cancelled over doping, the Athletics Integrity Unit (AIU) said on Wednesday. Lebedeva’s results from August 2008 to August 2010 were cancelled, effectively stripping her of the silver medal she won in the long jump at the 2009 world championships. The results of Abakumova, a javelin thrower, were cancelled from August 2008 to August 2012, taking away the gold and bronze medals she won at the 2011 and 2009 worlds, respectively. Both athletes had already been disqualified from the 2008 Beijing Olympics over doping. Abakumova was a silver medallist at those Games, while Lebedeva won silver medals in the long jump and triple jump. Russia’s athletics federation remains suspended over a 2015 World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) report outlining evidence of systematic, state-sponsored doping in the sport. But some Russian athletes have been cleared by the IAAF, the global athletics body, to compete internationally as neutrals if they demonstrate that they train in a doping-free environment. The AIU was set up last year as part of IAAF’s efforts to separate itself from anti-doping and corruption in the sport.


Two Cubans Sentenced for Trying to Reach Alaska Via Russia

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A Russian court has handed a suspended one-year jail sentence to two Cubans for attempting to illegally cross the Russian border into Alaska two years ago, regional officials announced. Russian prosecutors said the two Cubans, who did not have valid U.S. immigration documents, tried to enter the Alaskan island of Little Diomede from Russia’s Chukotka autonomous district in September 2016. During the World Cup, asylum seekers in several cases had attempted to enter Europe through Russia’s borders. “In Chukotka, they offered one of the local residents an award of 1,000 euros and $800 to transport them to the foreign country on a small vessel,” the regional prosecutor’s office said in a statement on Wednesday. Prosecutors said that instead of helping the Cubans reach Alaska, the resident turned them over to Russian border security officers. Cuban citizens traditionally migrate to the U.S. without documents through Florida, often by a life-threatening journey by sea on inflatable rafts. The migrants caught in Russia will face six months of probation after they serve their sentence.


Russian Worries Over Poverty, Unemployment Reach Pre-1998 Crisis Levels

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Russians are worried about rising prices, growing poverty and unemployment in levels not seen since the lead-up to the 1998 economic crisis that resulted in a severe economic downturn, according to a new poll by the independent Levada Center. According to Lev Gudkov, head of the Levada Center, social tensions began to grow last year when the government made broad promises ahead of the March 2018 presidential elections. More recently, Gudkov told the Kommersant business daily, unpopular government plans to raise the retirement age “in violation of an unspoken social contract” have inflamed people’s worries. Rising prices were the most pressing issue for 72 percent of respondents in the most recent poll, compared to 61 percent of respondents in 2017.

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