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На юге. Пышнотелая блондинка строит всем глазки, хихикает, громко разговаривает. Усевшись на волнорез, изображает, что не может сойти в воду без посторонней помощи. Протягивает руку к проплывающему мимо мужчине:
– Мужчина, помогите даме!
В ответ слышит:
– Я уже не мужчина — я сегодня уезжаю!
* * *
В парижском кафе посетитель одну за другой опрокидывает рюмки с водкой. Его сосед замечает:
– А вы знаете, что каждый третий француз страдает заболеванием печени из-за злоупотребления алкоголем?
– Меня это не касается, я — русский…
* * *
Инструктор спрашивает начинающего туриста, какой наилучший способ по определению своего местонахождения он знает.
– Спросить местного жителя.


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What Sanctions? Russia’s Richest Are Largest Winners This Year

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The mood among the average Russian may be souring with inflation eating into their purchasing power, but the country’s richest are world beaters when it comes to making money.
The 10 wealthiest people in Russia have added more to their fortunes year-to-date than any of their counterparts globally, with a 10.8 percent increase, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index. They’re followed by U.S. tycoons at 7.5 percent. Britain’s elite billionaires are up 3.4 percent, despite contentious Brexit negotiations and worsening relations with Moscow.

 

Russia Climbs in Global Competitiveness Index

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The Russian economy has climbed two spots in an annual rating of the world’s most competitive economies published by the World Economic Forum (WEF).
Russia returned to a growth rate of 1.5 percent in 2017 after two years of decline and is projected to grow a further 1.7 percent this year and 1.8 percent in 2019. The WEF – which runs the annual Davos forum – ranks 140 countries on a scale from 0 to 100 in its annual Global Competitiveness Index. The 98 indicators in the index this year were drawn from international organizations and a survey of company executives; it largely reflected long-term policies such as investing in digital skills.

 

Russia Received $15Bln Windfall From World Cup, Organizers Say

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The 2018 football World Cup boosted the Russian economy by hundreds of billions of rubles, the tournament’s organizers said Monday.
Before the event, international analysts predicted that the summer global tournament held every four years would have limited economic impact in the country. Russia is estimated to have spent $11 billion on hosting the World Cup, according to official reports, while other reports suggested additional costs ran the bill to $14 billion.

 

Russian Poet Mayakovsky Was the First Rapper, Culture Minister Claims

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Russia’s outspoken culture minister has called the famed Soviet poet Vladimir Mayakovsky the original rapper.
Born 125 years ago, Mayakovsky was famous for satirical depictions of bourgeois life. He gained prominence as a leading avant-garde and Futurist poet in pre-revolutionary Russia and was lauded by Soviet authorities before becoming disillusioned in the new communist state, leading to his suicide in 1930.

 

No Time to Be Nervous: Russian Cosmonaut Shrugs Off Emergency Landing

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Russian cosmonaut Alexei Ovchinin shrugged off on Tuesday his emergency landing last week, saying there had been no time to worry as his capsule plunged back to earth.
Ovchinin and American astronaut Nick Hague had to abort their mission on Oct. 11 after the Soyuz rocket supposed to carry them to the International Space Station failed. In an interview with Rossiya-24 television, Ovchinin described the huge G-forces the crew experienced. «Imagine if a reinforced concrete block seven times your weight was placed on your chest», he said.

 

‘Rich Russian Kids’ Throw Wads of Cash Out of Bentley, Prompting Police Investigation

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Two Russian businessmen have been fined after the publication of a video on social media showing a masked man throwing wads of cash onto the central street of St. Petersburg from a Bentley.
In the Instagram video that gathered more than 1 million views, a man wearing a diamond encrusted balaclava tells viewers that “money is meaningless” from the back seat of the luxury car.
“I have 50,000 rubles ($761) in my hands. That’s the average salary in St. Petersburg, no less. Is that what you’re slaving away for? I feel sorry for you,” the man says in the video published by the “Rich Russian Kids” Instagram account, before proceeding to “make it rain” out of the window of the car.

 

Russia: Accusations of Spies Behind Cyber Attacks Are ‘Diabolical’ Cocktail

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Russia has dismissed allegations by Britain and the Netherlands of running a global campaign of cyber attacks to undermine democracies, including a thwarted attempt to hack into the United Nations chemical weapons watchdog while it was analyzing a Russian poison used to attack a spy.

 

Senior Russian Prosecutor Killed in Helicopter Crash

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A leading law enforcement official has been killed in a helicopter crash in central Russia.
Russia’s Investigative Committee said three bodies were identified in the Kostroma region crash. It opened a criminal case into safety rule violations that led to the deadly crash. The incident became the second aviation accident this week after a helicopter crashed in Siberia on Monday, killing two passengers.

 
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