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Nigerian Fan Requests Asylum in Russia

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A football fan from Nigeria has reportedly requested political asylum in Russia, citing fears of political persecution in his home country. Human rights groups say it is difficult for asylum seekers to obtain refugee status in Russia, with only 582 people admitted as refugees in 2017, the lowest number in the past decade. Since the World Cup began, dozens of people who entered Russia using World Cup fan identity documents have attempted to enter neighboring European countries and request asylum.

 

Moscow to Open New World Cup Fan Area Ahead of Russia’s Quarterfinal

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Moscow will open a new fan area in the capital ahead of Russia’s World Cup quarterfinal against Croatia, local officials said on Thursday citing heavy demand from football fans. Russian fans are spellbound by the surprise success of the national team which has advanced to the quarterfinals despite being the lowest ranked side in the tournament. The World Cup hosts’ penalty shootout victory over Spain on Sunday prompted extraordinary scenes of street celebration in Moscow. Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov likened the partying to images of celebrations after the end of World War II.

 

Despite Long Hours, Russians Named Among World’s Least Productive Workers

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The productivity of the Russian workforce is among the lowest of the world’s major economies, despite long hours spent at work, according to a new report on labor productivity. Russia has adopted several programs to boost productivity over the last few years as slow economic growth has left many ordinary Russians for economic security.

 

Film Director, Politician Stanislav Govorukhin Dead at 82

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Stanislav Govorukhin, an actor, celebrated film director, screenwriter and political figure, died on Thursday after a long illness, as reported in Russian media. He was 82 years old. At the time of his death he was a deputy in the State Duma from the United Russia Party. Born in the Urals, he began work in television in Kazan, but then moved to Moscow to study filmmaking. He was one of the most popular directors of films for movie theaters and television in the late Soviet period, most renowned for the television series starring Vladimir Vysotsky, “The Meeting Place Can’t Be Changed (1979) and “Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn” (1981).

 

With Eyes on World Cup, Russia Moves to Raise Retirement Age

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The Russian government proposed an increase in the retirement age on Thursday, as the world’s attention was trained on the opening of the football World Cup. Russian officials have long talked about raising the pension age, but have been reluctant in part because the measure risks stirring up popular discontent and damaging politicians’ popularity.

 

Russia’s New Monitoring System Will Track Weather for World Cup

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With Moscow suffering yet another cold and wet spell to start off the summer, Russia’s Meteorological Service has announced a new monitoring system to help visitors track the weather during the World Cup. “Our site will update the weather forecast for all host cities every hour,” the head of the weather agency Roman Vilfand said at a press conference on Friday, adding the information would be shared with the World Meteorological Organization (WMO).

 

Russia Extends Austria Gas Deal to 2040 After Putin’s Visit

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Russia’s gas giant Gazprom and Austria’s OMV energy company signed a new deal to extend Russian gas supplies to Austria through to 2040. The deal was signed on the day of Russian President Vladimir Putin’s visit to Vienna,
in what was his first trip to the West since visiting Finland in mid-2017 and being re-elected earlier this year. The previous gas deal with Austria was set to expire by 2028. Last year, Gazprom increased gas supplies to Austria by more than 50 percent to 9 billion cubic metres, from 6.1 billion cubic meters in 2016. In 2018, Russian gas exports to Austria climbed by an additional 70 percent between January and mid-May as compared to the same period in 2017.

 

Russian Women Should Avoid Sex with Foreign World Cup Fans, Lawmaker Says

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A senior lawmaker has implored Russian women to avoid entering into intimate relationships with foreign World Cup fans, especially those of a different race, at the risk of raising children as single mothers. More than half a million fans from across the world are expected in 11 Russian cities that will host the football championship between June 14 and July 15. Bearing the children of non-Russians could lead to broken families, Tamara Pletnyova, the head of the State Duma’s Family, Women and Children Committee, warned in an interview Wednesday.

 
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