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Putin Says Will Step Down as President after Term Expires in 2024

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Vladimir Putin said on Friday he would respect the Russian constitution which bans anyone from serving two consecutive presidential terms, meaning he will step down from his post in 2024 when his current term expires. His remarks, made to reporters at an economic forum in St. Petersburg and broadcast on state TV, are not a surprise and do not necessarily mean he will relinquish power in six years. Putin has stepped down as president once before, in 2008, after serving two back-to-back terms only to return in 2012 after doing a stint as prime minister, a manoeuvre he would be legally entitled to carry out again. «I have always strictly abided by and abide by the constitution of the Russian Federation,» Putin said when asked if and when he would be leaving office. «In the constitution, it’s clearly written that nobody can serve more than two terms in a row ... I intend to abide by this rule.» Putin easily won re-election in March, extending his tenure by six years to 24 — which would make him Moscow’s longest-serving leader since Soviet dictator Josef Stalin.

 

Ladomir, Zlatozara and Agrafena: How Muscovites Named Their Babies in 2017

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Moscow city officials have published a list of unusual names given to babies born in the capital last year.
Many boys received traditional Slavic names including Velesvet, Ladomir, Patrikei and Kharlampy. Other unusual names included Forward, Nord and Franklin, and one Muscovite was named Orpheus, after the Greek hero.
The most unorthodox girls’ names included Zlatozara, Ladislava, Agrafena and Iskra.

 

Russian Regulator Uncovers $20B in Space, Defense Industry Spending Violations

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Spending violations uncovered by a state auditor have reportedly doubled in Russia in the past year, with the defense and space industries accounting for the majority of misspent funds.
The Russian space agency has been the Audit Chamber’s top target for financial violations in annual reports, including the Roscosmos federal space agency and a new spaceport in Russia’s Far East.
Russia’s Audit Chamber found 1.87 trillion rubles ($20 billion) in spending violations in 2017, up from 965.8 billion rubles in 2016, the RBC business portal reported Wednesday.

 

Majority of Russians Fear Syria May Lead to WWIII, Poll Says

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A majority of Russians fear the outbreak of World War III over escalating tensions with the West in Syria according to a recent poll.
Russia intervened in the Syrian civil war on behalf of the regime in 2015, a year after a U.S.-led coalition began airstrikes in the country. Around 100 Russian mercenaries were killed or injured by U.S. airpower in February, an assault that both Washington and the Kremlin sought to downplay.

 

Confusing Russian Airport Map Reimagines Planet Earth

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A new terminal opened in the Volgograd International Airport earlier in May ahead of the city’s 2018 World Cup hosting duties. But an official map displayed there might leave football fans confused.
The map shows cities that have direct flight connections to Volgograd, but few of these cities are placed in their correct geographical locations.

 

Putin Signs Order to Restructure Government Ministries

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President Vladimir Putin has signed an executive order to restructure several government ministries after meeting with Prime Minister-designate Dmitry Medvedev on Tuesday.
Among other shifts, the order created a Ministry of Science and Higher Education separate from the Education Ministry and added digital development to the portfolio of the Ministry of Communications and Mass Media, while adding a tenth deputy prime ministerial post. In his inauguration speech on May 7, Putin promised to focus on domestic policy and deliver a “modern and dynamic” Russia over the next six years.

 

A Third of Cognac Sold in Russia is Fake, Watchdog Says

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One-third of cognac sold in Russia is fake, according to inspections carried out by the Roskachestvo standards watchdog.
A total of 32 out of 47 cognac brands produced by domestic and foreign companies were made out of grapes while the rest were made out of cheaper distilled spirits, Roskachestvo said Wednesday.
“Unfortunately, the nuances of legislation don’t allow us to directly call these goods counterfeit,” the watchdog said in a statement.
The inspection found that five of the tested brands used prohibited artificial flavors while 15 brands used non-grape based alcohol.
Only one Russian brand, annexed Crimea-based Bakhchisaray, was included among brands that Roskachestvo gave the highest rating to, alongside four French brands: Hennessy, Courvoisier, Martell and Remy Martin.
“The more expensive the cognac, the higher the chances that it will have an excellent taste. The cheapest cognacs did not satisfy the tasters,” the watchdog concluded.

 

Moscow Domestic Violence Appeals Skyrocket after Decriminalization Law

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Domestic violence complaints have shot up in Moscow since Russia adopted a law decriminalizing abuse in the family last year, said the city’s human rights ombudswoman. The 2017 law scraps prison sentences for “first-time” abusers whose beatings result in “minor harm” such as small abrasions, bruises, superficial wounds, and soft-tissue damage. Supporters say the law is needed for parents to discipline children. “Looking at statistics of appeals, we saw that after the law decriminalizing beatings was passed, the number of complaints on this issue increased significantly,” Moscow ombudswoman Tatyana Potyayeva was quoted as saying by state-run RIA Novosti news agency Monday. Women, children, and the elderly are most likely to file complaints of familial abuse, Potyayeva said. Familial abuse appeals have grown by 27 percent since 2016 and make up over half of all physical abuse complaints, state-run TASS news agency reported, citing the ombudswoman’s office.

 
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