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На юге. Пышнотелая блондинка строит всем глазки, хихикает, громко разговаривает. Усевшись на волнорез, изображает, что не может сойти в воду без посторонней помощи. Протягивает руку к проплывающему мимо мужчине:
– Мужчина, помогите даме!
В ответ слышит:
– Я уже не мужчина — я сегодня уезжаю!
* * *
В парижском кафе посетитель одну за другой опрокидывает рюмки с водкой. Его сосед замечает:
– А вы знаете, что каждый третий француз страдает заболеванием печени из-за злоупотребления алкоголем?
– Меня это не касается, я — русский…
* * *
Инструктор спрашивает начинающего туриста, какой наилучший способ по определению своего местонахождения он знает.
– Спросить местного жителя.

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Russian Cops Put Out Fire With Snowballs

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Two traffic police officers have been commended in the Siberian region of Krasnoyarsk for averting a tragedy when they rushed to help put out a fire armed with nothing more than snowballs.
First Lieutenant Yevgeny Lunin and Lieutenant Pavel Istomin were on patrol in the village of Kuragino when they witnessed heavy smoke rising out of a garage next to a house, police said in a statement Monday.
They alerted the fire department and helped facilitate the evacuation of residents before the flames spread.


Moscow Beauty Queen Marries Malaysian King in ‘Stunning Wedding’

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A Russian beauty queen has finally met her king in far-away Malaysia.
King Sultan Muhammad V, 49, married Miss Moscow 2015 winner Oksana Voyevodina, 25, in the Russian capital late last week, Malaysian news outlets reported.
Malaysian tabloids called the ceremony at the Barvikha Luxury Village concert hall in one of Moscow’s most expensive suburbs a “stunning Russian wedding.”


Freelancers in Russia Will be Taxed Under New ‘Experimental’ Law

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Russia has introduced a new tax that will affect self-employed babysitters, tutors, translators and other freelancers in Moscow and three other regions starting on Jan. 1, 2019.
Under the new law, self-employed Russians will be subject to a 4 percent tax on their income, while those who provide services to companies or individual entrepreneurs will be charged 6 percent. The new law is part of an effort to raise tax revenues and legalize the under-the-table income of an estimated 20 million self-employed Russians who do not currently pay taxes.


Russia Unveils Wind Farm in Town North of Arctic Circle to Reduce Diesel Consumption

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A Russian energy company has opened a wind farm in a remote village north of the Arctic Circle to help 4,600 of its residents reduce reliance on expensive diesel generators and fuel deliveries.
Russia’s RusHydro electric company teamed up with Japanese researchers and the administration of Russia’s Far Eastern republic of Sakha last year on an energy management system aimed at stabilizing the remote settlement’s power grid. The “Polar Microgrid System” project’s stated goal is to integrate existing generating facilities with wind turbine generators and storage batteries.


Moscow Named in World’s Top 10 ‘Best’ Cities

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Moscow has been named the world’s sixth-best metropolis in a ranking of 100 major cities released last week by a North American consulting company.
Branding advisors from Resonance Consultancy rate cities on six “pillars of place equity,” including their economy, education, infrastructure and online rankings, including data from TripAdvisor and Instagram.
“You’ll fall under the spell of Moscow the minute you set foot in this endlessly fascinating and dynamic destination,” reads Resonance’s 2019 ranking of the world’s “best” cities.


Chechen Boy Does 4,105 Push-Ups in Record Time, Has to Repeat Feat — Reports

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A 5-year-old boy from Russia’s republic of Chechnya reportedly set a record for most consecutive push-ups in 2 hours and 25 minutes but may have to repeat his feat for officials because he was watching cartoons in his first attempt.
Local media outlets dubbed Rakhim Kurayev the “Chechen Schwarzenegger” after he reportedly completed 4,105 push-ups in the allocated time. The current national record is said to belong to a youngster from Elista in the republic of Kalmykia who completed 4,050 push-ups at the age of 5 in 2015.


Moscow Man Buys iPhone XS With Bathtub Full of Coins

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Sometimes an iPhone is worth every penny.
A group of Muscovites reportedly hauled an entire bathtub full of coins Tuesday to one of Moscow’s 38 official retailers to purchase the desired gadget.
A Facebook user posted a photograph of the cast iron bath filled to the brim with coins and surrounded by onlookers armed with smartphones filming the clerk count the change.
Early on Wednesday, an Instagram video appeared showing a group of friends filling the bath with coins, loading it into a car and bringing it to the Evropeisky Mall in central Moscow.


Russian Lawmaker Tries to Survive on $50 Pension, Calls It ‘Genocide’

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A local Russian lawmaker who staged an experiment trying to survive on a 3,500 rubles ($52) monthly pension has equated the country’s living wage policy to “genocide.”
Nikolai Bondarenko, an outspoken Communist deputy in the Volga region of Saratov, brought about the dismissal of a local labor official last month after she was filmed claiming that $52 per month was sufficient “for the minimal physiological needs” of retirees. Saratov region’s living wage for retirees was set at 7,176 rubles ($106) in August earlier this year, while statisticians estimate that the minimum consumer basket in the region is 3,163 rubles.

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